Hi there. I’m Matt. As seen on TV. Although you probably wouldn’t have known you were looking at me, so that’s a bit of a moot point. I’m also known from @MattDelito on Twitter, and this blog is also syndicated over on Gizmodo.
If you want to have a natter at me, most of the time, you’re probably better off leaving a comment on the blog.
Please do not report crimes to me directly – dial 101 for any non-emergency, or hit up the friendly folk over at 999 if there is an emergency.
All clear? Good. Still got something you want to get off your chest? Try me on Matt.Delito@gmail.com.
Stay out of trouble,
Matt Delito 
any advice for someone looking to join the Special Constabulary?
Talk to other specials before you choose your borough. Apparently some have much better support than others.